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CHAPTER 1
A puny, middle-aged stranger entered Hank's Bar. He was soaked to the skin from head to foot, despite the bent umbrella in
his right hand. He craned his thin neck and looked in my direction.
"Are you Amos Grant?"
"Yep."I put down my drink, two shots of Jim Beam over ice.
"My name's Marvin M. Maxwell," he said.
His words were soft and low, somewhat like a kitten's purr.
I figured the ill wind raging outside must have blown this little, sad-looking guy into Taterville. He didn't look like
a traveler, or someone who would stop in this central Florida redneck town just for the heck of it. Outside, a monster hurricane
was making its way up the sunshine state with winds nearing fifty and I was fortifying myself for the unpredictable hours
ahead. But, believe me, if I had known the future, I'd have fortified myself a hell of a lot more.
An unexpected gust of wind blew the saloon door open and almost knocked Marvin M. Maxwell to his knees.
From behind the bar Hank Haborak bellowed, "Shut that goddamn door!"
The little guy put down his umbrella and shoved with both hands, struggling, until he ultimately succeeded with the demand.
Hank shook his head and looked at me. "Another?"
He was the owner of Hank's Bar and as hard and humorless as heartwood.
"No, better not"I told him. "I have to pick up Holly in a few minutes."
His large head went up and down. "Library still open?"
I looked at the dusty Lucky Strike clock next to the cash register.
"She's supposed to lock up and get out of there before three."
"Good idea," Hank said. "I think this one's goin' to be a real ass twister."
A soft hand touched my arm.
"Mr. Grant?"
I turned. "Oh, sorry. Mr. Maxwell, right?" He nodded. I waited. He said nothing. I tilted my head to the side
and studied him. A tad over five feet, slender with a patch of thin hair plastered atop a melon-size head, his watery gray
eyes peered from behind a pair of wireless eyeglasses.
I had to smile because he reminded me of the nerd I once pretended to be just to bug the locals. After I fell for Holly,
however, I gave up the stupid charade, put on a few pounds, got contact lenses, discarded my suit and red bow tie and leather
satchel, and became one of the "good ol' boys." I even exchanged "vodka with a slight twist of lemon"
for strong bourbon. Now I fit right in with my faded blue jeans, cowboy boots, and denim shirt, opened slightly at the neck
to expose several strands of graying chest hair. And even seated, my sturdy six-foot-three body towered over the diminutive
figure before me.
I finished my drink, left a decent tip, and stood.
"Is there something you want?" I gave the little guy one of my better grins.
He took a napkin from the bar and wiped the rain water from his glasses.
"Ah, yes." He fidgeted with his damp shirt collar. "Someone told me you're a detective. You have that AH,
HA! Detective Agency down the street?"
"That's right" I said. "But actually I run the Taterville Bugle. The detective stuff is sort of a sideline
now for my wife and me." I glanced back at the clock. I didn't have time for small talk. "Look, I have to go,"
I said. "Why not drop by my office after this hurricane blows over and I'll see what--"
"No!" His voice rose to an irritating pitch. He reached out and grabbed my arm. "I need to talk to you,
right now!"
I pried his fingers from my sleeve delicately, so as not to break any digits.
"Look, pardner, "I said, "Whatever it is, it can wait. There's a hurricane headed this way and more than
likely a few bad tornadoes along with it. So if I were you, I'd find a place to hunker down until this is all over."
He stared at his shoes. "I don't know anybody here," he said.
I turned around. Hank was looking at me with a toothy grin.
My eyes went back to Marvin M. Maxwell.
"Okay, come with me."
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